Just look where you've ended up. Naughty naughty. I have to tell you, there are some... rather suggestive images contained herein. Images of an adult nature even, which some persons of a far more prudish nature than you and I might clutch their pearls and strenuously object to. If you are under the age of 18 (or 21 where applicable), if such material offends you or if it is illegal to view such material in your community please do us both a favor and take yourself and your threatened pearls elsewhere. For those of you who are as intrepidly devious as I, however... please, do come in.
Introductions are in order.